August 2011
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My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then...
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Today i wish to accomplish...
digesting le breakfast while facebook tumbr multi-tasking
attempting to finish my one book so i can start another- way better book
work out- attempting to make body hott
buy black socks that i will probably “find it at Fred Meyerrrrrr”
What will probably happen:
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Friday is funny night.
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That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves...
no-excuses-no-lies:
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163-208 asked: YOU!
COME AT ME BRO
when you run into someone you hardly know and they proceed to ask you about your life story
when you read the proper usage for “douche” and it completely throws you off
when you almost kiss someone/ awkwardly press your face on their eye when going in for a normal hug
when your foot makes a farting noise and everyone thinks you actually farted
when the lock on the bathroom door...